By: Serial Killer Slumber Party
Yes, because they don't have any sunlight at all in Ireland, Russia and Iceland.... I never said that you don't get any sun there. They just don't have a huge number of tanned individuals (sweeping...
View ArticleBy: Decani
Whatever happened to inner beauty? It lives in rich abundance deep within my soul, dear thing.
View ArticleBy: redteam
How did all those beautiful women out there get pictures of our boobs and why are they showing them?
View ArticleBy: team lowkey
They are out there (NSFW thumbnails), but surprisingly not very widely distributed, considering this is the internet and all.
View ArticleBy: nlindstrom
Where are the naked pictures? What is this, some kind of post tease? I think they should do away wih the pretension, and just have all the contestants appear naked for judging.
View ArticleBy: fenriq
Um, WTF? you post something about boobs and there are none in your links? What are you, mean? And please learn to do a more inside. Beauty pageants are lame, I prefer fitness contests or World's...
View ArticleBy: antifuse
Somebody forgot: pass out out of doors. Ahh, but that usually results in a nice crispy rouge as opposed to a tan :) Plenty of those running around this year! :)
View ArticleBy: yerfatma
a) Go and get fake tanned b) Go to Spain Somebody forgot: pass out out of doors.
View ArticleBy: Mitheral
antifusewrites"Bring back the lovely fair skinned ladies!" You may be in luck antifuse I think the tide is changing. There were noticably more untanned pale women at Stampede this year.
View ArticleBy: dame
Yeah, Alvy, I was wondering about that. I mean, if you're going to have a beauty pageant, shouldn't the girls actually be pretty? I think the Miss Coppertone pageant has better contestants.
View ArticleBy: antifuse
Jesus... somebody give Miss Albania a sammich! And I agree about the trannyesque statement for Cayman Islands (that's a manly chin indeed!) but not for Canada.
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By: Bugbread
Alvy Ampersand:"And Miss Canada has somethin' trannyesque goin' on. " I think you misspelled "Miss Cayman Islands".
View ArticleBy: Bugbread
Grums posted"Whatever happened to inner beauty? " I prefer my beauty pageants without endoscopy, thank you.
View ArticleBy: klangklangston
Goddamnit, I looked through all those links and not a one of them has her topless. How am I supposed to know whether she's qualified to be Ms. Universe?
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By: Alvy Ampersand
This is generally awful, with the minor exception of the contestant's "national costumes.""I'm not a state, I'm a monster!"
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By: Cyrano
Fake tan, fake nails, fake boobs, fake hair extensions, liposuction, airbrushing, generic hollywood pam anderson branding of image. I've seen my share of fake tits. After a somewhat thorough sampling,...
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By: boo_radley
uh, with the even more minor exception of Albania, whose designer seems to have taken the concept too literally.
View ArticleBy: boo_radley
This is generally awful, with the minor exception of the contestant's "national costumes."
View ArticleBy: Alvy Ampersand
Golly, besides cute as a button Miss China, I could find you 44 purtier gals working the check-out counters of this otherwise craptastic burg. WTF is up with Miss Albania? She looks like a pornoized...
View ArticleBy: Doorstop
Australian Miss Universe contestant Erin McNaught has urged pageant officials to take a closer look at topless photographs before ruling her out of the beauty contest. giggity giggity!!! hehe... lucky...
View ArticleBy: The Jesse Helms
I think you mean "Since Miss Universe got owned by Donald Trump," you know what I'm saying, hahaha argh.
View ArticleBy: paulsc
"... Will we see a lot more topless scandals, home made porn movies and "worse" from now on to get mr. Trumps and media's attention?... " Girls will be girls, God love 'em.
View ArticleBy: TheDonF
Will we see a lot more topless scandals, home made porn movies and "worse" from now on to get mr. Trumps and media's attention? Hopefully, yes.
View ArticleBy: antifuse
You do realise that it's over 30°C in most of Europe right now, yeah? It's actually overcast and 22 in Dublin right now. :) Having said that, while Ireland HAS had a few heatwaves this summer, it's...
View ArticleBy: QuarterlyProphet
I don't know about the Miss Universe competition but for Miss America, a lot of the girls are freaking smart (or are somehow getting into fantastic colleges and studying chemical engineering and...
View ArticleBy: metaxa
Okay, since when was fake-tan a prerequisite of entry? Miss Ireland, Russia and Iceland all tanned? Seems kind of... wrong. Yes, because they don't have any sunlight at all in Ireland, Russia and...
View ArticleBy: misteraitch
You seem to be unfamiliar with the concept of the rhetorical question. jack_mo—shouldn't that be: 'You are familiar with the concept of the rhetorical question, are you not?'? These pageants remind me...
View ArticleBy: ewkpates
Inner beauty is crap. Anyone who tells you different is selling something. Also, soul mates are crap too. Most people are loveable. Lastly, I'm tired of girls telling me their friends are cute. Cute is...
View ArticleBy: blacklite
Inner/outer beauty debate aside, she's okay, but I really don't think she's the hottest girl in the entire universe. Can't we all just get together and come to a consensus? Here, this is how it would...
View ArticleBy: Serial Killer Slumber Party
Okay, since when was fake-tan a prerequisite of entry? Miss Ireland, Russia and Iceland all tanned? Seems kind of... wrong. Fair skin is really that horrific huh? Oh wait, it seems Sweden is exempt....
View ArticleBy: Jezztek
Whatever happened to inner beauty? Max: "My Teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside" Fletcher: "That's just something ugly people say" Not that I find these women particularly attractive, but...
View ArticleBy: jam_pony
The "beauty pageant" is such a quaint concept. It's like a relic of 1950's usa, something for the Lawrence Welk crowd. The underlying premise is women as decorative objects rather than people. Or maybe...
View ArticleBy: Michelle_hermosabeach
Wow, I checked out the men on the dallysmodels site...all these 6' 1" hunks! I think I'll take a vacation in Australia.
View ArticleBy: UbuRoivas
Looks like she's been crowned already. Queen of the trailer park isn't really anything to aspire to.
View ArticleBy: UbuRoivas
In a cringeworthy display of little brother syndrome ("Oooh! Somebody in America noticed one of us!") the papers here are gushing about how our McNaughty has been invited to appear on Letterman.
View ArticleBy: Happydaz
Sorry my rhetoric detector was broken when I lost my sense of moral outrage last Tuesday.
View ArticleBy: jack_mo
Also: Happydazsaid'And chatfilter questions like "Whatever happened to inner beauty" shouldn't belong in the blue.' You seem to be unfamiliar with the concept of the rhetorical question.
View ArticleBy: Michelle_hermosabeach
Fake tan, fake nails, fake boobs, fake hair extensions, liposuction, airbrushing, generic hollywood pam anderson branding of image.
View ArticleBy: sparkletone
If this were Fark, I'd be posting an image of Surely Funke right now with the caption, "Inner Beauty pageant?"
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